Him: So do you think we're like...the cool aunt and uncle now?
Me: Darling, you just taught your nieces how to suck hot-chocolate and ice cream through a cookie. You're set until your brother buys them a pony.
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Him: I was sitting out there on the couch listening to you talk on the phone, and I realized I like to hear Jenni talk on the phone. So I brought my computer in here where I can hear you better.
Me: That's...an odd thing to enjoy.
Him: Well, you sound so excited about stuff.
Me: I'm excited when I talk to you, though.
Him: Yeah, but you talk to me all the time.
Me: So, it's more special for you when I'm saying it over the phone to someone else?
Him: Yep.
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Me: Isn't it weird how the inflection in your voice can make anything sound like an innuendo?
Him: I'll inyourendo.
Me: Nope, not what I meant.
Me: Darling, you just taught your nieces how to suck hot-chocolate and ice cream through a cookie. You're set until your brother buys them a pony.
...
Him: I was sitting out there on the couch listening to you talk on the phone, and I realized I like to hear Jenni talk on the phone. So I brought my computer in here where I can hear you better.
Me: That's...an odd thing to enjoy.
Him: Well, you sound so excited about stuff.
Me: I'm excited when I talk to you, though.
Him: Yeah, but you talk to me all the time.
Me: So, it's more special for you when I'm saying it over the phone to someone else?
Him: Yep.
...
Me: Isn't it weird how the inflection in your voice can make anything sound like an innuendo?
Him: I'll inyourendo.
Me: Nope, not what I meant.
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